Thursday, October 12, 2006

Aloha

Let me introduce myself: My name is Lulu, the new addition to Red Confectionery.

I like boy bands, bistros, and anything left. And boys, although I think that our 'patron god' has to go. My philosophy is that every reasonable human being should be a moderate socialist.

Sophia and Pam thought I would be an interesting contributor, but mostly I just like to talk about fluff.

Anyone seen the new jockey pictures of Dan Carter? Hott. I'd shop at Farmers for him. Heheh.

Over and out...

13 comments:

Rick said...

Oh that's good. Look forward to it and to learning what you count to be a "reasonable human being."

I think that our 'patron god' has to go

I've been saying that alll along.

Anonymous said...

"Lulu" huh.....Just as real as that creepy Steve Martin lover...

Sophia said...

Ahem, Talk about stealing my myspace quote...

Lulu said...

Well like I would use my real name! It was just too good not to steal, Sophia ;)

Anonymous said...

its just heine in drag

Lulu said...

Um hello? Can we stop misplacing my identity for a second? And I'm LEFT, not a liberal lala like Heine.

Heine said...

Me in drag? Bloody hell, who saw me in that dress?? :)

I too am suspicious, esp as you did nick Sophias myspace quote. I too would just looooove to understand how you will equate this reasonable human being bit with being a moderate socialist. Most of the world in that case aren't very reasonable! (only the ones under dictators are, hardly reasonable I would think)

Lulu said...

FFS, why would you be suspicious of little old me?

Anyway, reasonable human beings tend to care and love one another, just like socialist governments do. Reasonable human beings don't leave individuals to fend for themselves when their situation is volatile.

i'm allowed to be biased! I like socialists ok? ;P

windycitygirl06 said...

I too would shop at farmers for dan carter - buy the bf some underwear and then i can pretend he is dan. mmmmmm sweet dreams

Anonymous said...

Lulu - How could you shop at Farmers? You are just like the rest of the bloody right-wing Labour party!

Farmers uses Sweat Shops for Gods Sake!

Labours Rhetoric on "fair trade" is pathetic. I bet you go to Trade Aid just to be cool, and feel special around the rest of your Labour-Right-Wing friends.

I bet you drive a car too. God PRACTISE WHAT YOU PREACH!!

Go the Greens!

Josh

Heine said...

Heh, snap. Good points anon. I bet Lulu is what we all like to call, a Chardonnay Socialist :)

I think you will find that most reasonable human beings don't like working hard and being shafted by a Govt through high taxes, or infringements in how we live. Thats why other socialist countries are failing the world over :)

Thank you come again! :)

James said...

"I'm LEFT, not a liberal lala like Heine."

Hooray! Some honesty at last from a Lefty. Yes Lulu,as a Socialist you are not a Liberal and never have been.You are a beliver in force and threats against peacefull people....actions liberals oppose.Nice to see you coming out.Maybe some of your comrades will now do likewise....;-0

But just how you will get the blood of hundreds of millions of socialisms victims of your hands is another story...

Heine said...

I wouldn't hold my breath James, I reckon its a phase shes going through. Wait until shes older and works 40+ hours a week or sees how the outside works and if shes still a hardline socialist at the age of 40 then I will eat my hat :)